1. If it is yours, defend it.
2. if it is not yours, plan a hostile take-over, so that it will be yours, then refer to 1.Hostile take-over methods can include the same ones found on face-book: chomp, bite, poke, tickle etc.
3. If you are in trouble with an adult figure, burst into fountains of tears first. It will distract said adult from scolding you.
4. When the above doesn't work, try showing off a variety of newly acquired skills: acting cute, pointing to various body parts and telling everyone what they are, begging "please mummy please" coupled with "cheeky eyes" perfected to an art form. now, that almost always works.
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